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Jaclyn | Drowning

admin September 2, 2026 2 min read

“Drowning” (Parody)
(Intro)
Ooh, yeah…
Miss April…

(Verse 1)
Don’t pretend you’re sorry
I know you’re not
The springtime issue
Is all you got
You got the crown in 2012
The PMOY
And now I’m staring
At your beauty, yeah

(Pre-Chorus)
What can I do to make you see?
You’re the only Playmate for me
Every time I turn the page
I’m blown away

(Chorus)
Ooh, I’m drowning in your spread
Like the Hawaiian Tropic led
And I don’t wanna look away, yeah
I’m drowning in your smile
Swedberg, you drive me wild
And I’m staring at your pictorial today

(Verse 2)
Every time I breathe
I feel brand new
You opened up the mag
And I saw you
Hef knew what he was doing
When he picked you for the spring
The brunette bombshell
Yeah, you’re everything

(Pre-Chorus)
What can I do to make you see?
You’re the only Playmate for me
Every time I turn the page
I’m blown away

(Bridge)
Come on, come on
Yeah, the PMOY
Come on, come on, yeah
I’m drowning in your spread
Come on, come on
Miss April!