Jaclyn | The Call

“The Call” (Parody)
(Intro)
“Hello?”
“Hey, it’s me. I won’t be making it to the party tonight.”
“Why? What’s up?”
“I just found the April 2011 issue… yeah, Jaclyn Swedberg. I’m staying in.”

(Verse 1)
Let me tell you ’bout the spread
That changed my destiny
Me and the boys were hanging out
Looking through the magazines
I saw the cover and I froze
Right there in the store
I paid the clerk and ran right home
I couldn’t wait no more

(Chorus)
I bought the mag today
And I want it that way
Gonna read it all night
Yeah, I bought the mag today
And I’m throwing the rest away
Gonna read it all night

(Verse 2)
The other models tried to call
But I turned off my phone
I’m staring at the centerfold
In the Mansion all alone
Swedberg’s got the PMOY
The crown of 2012
I threw away the other mags
I’m keeping her for myself

(Chorus)
I bought the mag today
And I want it that way
Gonna read it all night
Yeah, I bought the mag today
And I’m throwing the rest away
Gonna read it all night

(Bridge)
But my pride is gone
‘Cause I’m staring at the bunny
And I’m acting like a fool
Yeah, I’m staring at the bunny
Playmate of the Year, yeah!

(Chorus)
I bought the mag today
And I want it that way
Gonna read it all night
Yeah, I bought the mag today
And I’m throwing the rest away
Gonna read it all night