Jaclyn | Larger Than Life

“Larger Than Life” (Parody)
(Intro)
Ooh, ooh…
Miss April…
Yeah, yeah…

(Verse 1)
I might browse the stands
When you’re not there
But your April issue is beyond compare
All of your hot spreads
Keep me alive
Swedberg, you’re the PMOY of my life, yeah

(Chorus)
All you readers can’t you see, can’t you see
How Swedberg’s affecting our reality
Every time we look at her
She’s the centerfold of the year
She’s larger than life
(Larger than life)

(Verse 2)
All of the bunnies
They step aside
‘Cause Jaclyn’s the queen of the Mansion’s ride
Hawaiian Tropic beauty
Spring ’11 drop
You’re the finest Playmate that they ever got, yeah

(Chorus)
All you readers can’t you see, can’t you see
How Swedberg’s affecting our reality
Every time we look at her
She’s the centerfold of the year
She’s larger than life
(Larger than life)

(Bridge)
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
The PMOY!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Swedberg’s on the rise!

(Chorus)
All you readers can’t you see, can’t you see
How Swedberg’s affecting our reality
Every time we look at her
She’s the centerfold of the year
She’s larger than life
(Larger than life)