Jaclyn | Bye, Bye, Bye

“Bye, Bye, Bye” (Parody)
(Intro)
I’m buyin’ this tonight
The other mags are lookin’ weak
I saw the April cover
And my wallet just took a hike, yeah
You got me hooked on you
Swedberg, what else can I do?

(Verse 1)
Don’t really wanna make it tough
I just wanna tell you that I’ve bought enough
I’m throwing out the Maxim and the rest
When your pictorial is the best
So baby, give me one more look
I’m hanging up your centerfold up on the hook

(Chorus)
I wanna see you on the stand
The PMOY is in command
Jaclyn, you’re the finest that I know
Bye, bye, bye!
Don’t wanna see the other girls
You gave the Mansion a new world
You’re Playmate of the Year, you stole the show
Bye, bye, bye!

2. “Tearin’ Up My Heart” (Parody)
(Verse 1)
It’s tearin’ up my heart when I see you
In your April spread
Swedberg, you’re a star
PMOY in the Mansion, yeah
I’m mesmerized by you
Just like Hef knew you would do

(Chorus)
It’s tearin’ up my heart when I look at you
Your pictorial is crazy cool
And no matter what I do
I’m stuck on Miss April, yeah
It’s tearin’ up my heart when I see you
The brunette bombshell coming through
I don’t wanna read another issue
Jaclyn, you’re the one I choose

(Verse 2)
I’m staring at the page
You’re the queen of 2012
The Hawaiian Tropic beauty, yeah
I can’t control my gaze
You put the other girls to shame
Swedberg is the name!