Jaclyn | Another Day In Paradise

“Another Day In Paradise” (Parody)
(Verse 1)
I call out to the man at the store
“Sir, can you help me?”
The other covers are such a bore
“Is there an April you can sell me?”
He points right to the back of the rack
And I know that she is right there
I open up the centerfold flat
‘Cause Miss April is there

(Chorus)
Oh, think twice
‘Cause it’s another day for the Mansion in paradise
Oh, think twice
With Jaclyn Swedberg, it’s just another day in paradise
Just think about it

(Verse 2)
She takes me to the springtime glow
The Hawaiian Tropic heat
The 2012 PMOY show
The finest bunny you could meet
I stare right at the glossy page
I pretend I’m right there
Swedberg stepping on the Mansion stage
‘Cause Miss April is there

(Chorus)
Oh, think twice
‘Cause it’s another day for the Mansion in paradise
Oh, think twice
With Jaclyn Swedberg, it’s just another day in paradise
Just think about it

(Bridge)
Lord, there must be something I can buy
Holding out my cash for the springtime
You can tell from the smirk on my face
It’s Swedberg all the time, yeah
She’s the queen of the Mansion, yeah!

(Chorus)
Oh, think twice
‘Cause it’s another day for the Mansion in paradise
Oh, think twice
With Jaclyn Swedberg, it’s just another day in paradise
Just think about it
It’s just another day for the Mansion in paradise
Miss April…
Just another day in paradise
Swedberg…