Jaclyn | Where’s The Love

“Where’s The Love” (Parody)
(Verse 1)
Something’s been going on and I don’t know what it is
I went down to the store and I lost all my biz
The springtime issue is gone and I’m feeling blue
Where is the centerfold, tell me it ain’t true

(Chorus)
Where’s the mag?
It’s not enough
Where’s the Swedberg?
I’m calling your bluff
Where’s the April?
I need it now
Where’s the PMOY?
Can someone tell me how?

(Verse 2)
We’ve got the winter blues and the shelves are bare
I’m looking for Jaclyn but she’s not there
The other girls are fine but they don’t have the spark
Swedberg’s got the fire that is lighting up the dark

(Chorus)
Where’s the mag?
It’s not enough
Where’s the Swedberg?
I’m calling your bluff
Where’s the April?
I need it now
Where’s the PMOY?
Can someone tell me how?