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Jaclyn | If Only

admin September 2, 2026 1 min read

“If Only” (Parody)
(Intro)
(Harmonica riff)
Yeah, yeah…

(Verse 1)
Sitting in my room
Staring at the wall
Waiting for the April issue to drop
So I can see it all
Every other centerfold
Is fading in my mind
Swedberg’s got the beauty that I’m trying to find

(Pre-Chorus)
If only I had the cash to buy this page
Jaclyn’s got me trapped inside this cage
If only I could be at the Mansion tonight
Hawaiian Tropic shining so bright

(Chorus)
If only I had the mag
Then I’d be complete
If only I had Swedberg
Laying at my feet
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
If only, yeah!